The Bigger The Figure

Just a check in from our little staycation. We don't have any full-length mirrors at our house, which is probably a good thing, because when I saw this in a bathroom the other day, I almost laughed out loud.


WBH tells me every day how much he likes my belly. Seeing this, I don't blame him. It's hilarious. For the rest of the day, I found myself humming and singing this song:

I've got a woman as big as a house yes sir

She's as big as a two family house with a porch and a fence

You won't believe what you see when you look at her

She's enormous collosal tremendous gigantic immense

Why try to deny it

She's just what I like

If she goes on a diet

I'll go on strike

The bigger the figure the better I like her

The better I like her the better I feed her

The better I feed her the bigger the figure

The bigger the figure the more I can love