Monday, May 5, 2008

World's Best Husband Says:

WBH said to me the other night "I think rich people have more divorces because they can afford to get mad about dumber things. See, when you're broke like us, I can't afford to get mad about the fact that my wife doesn't clear out the timer on the microwave. I'm more worried about having something to put in the microwave."

It should be noted that things are not this bad, but it did make me laugh, even as he pointed out his pet peeve with me.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Oh, Karma....

You know when times are bad, how much little things can mean so much?

Earlier this week, I picked up an issue of Self magazine. As I was perusing the pages I saw the (admittedly lovely) face of a woman with whom I competed at a state pageant. She later went on to become another state's titleholder, and compete on a reality series. She also happens to be a bigot from my experience, a reported liar, and on the reality show, she was once referred to as a 'dirty pirate whore.'

I really don't like this woman. I don't wish her any ill, except in the reality-show genre, where her true nature seemed to come out anyway. However, I couldn't help taking notice of what the ad was for. Then I laughed my butt off.

"American Laser Centers is America's number one choice in for hair removal......"