My child is going to be smarter than me. It makes me ill just to think about it, but it is absolutely true, and it's going to happen sooner than I thought. Perhaps he'll become an attorney, because he finds every loophole possible.
Example: The other day at the playground, I told him it was time to go. I asked him to say goodbye, meaning to his playmates. He ran from me to the top of the structure, turned to smile and me and waved. "Bye!"